just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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