you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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