Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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