I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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