We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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