My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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