stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do vagina's smell?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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