just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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