seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize