Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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