I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
