Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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