ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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