Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
