No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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