Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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