There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just blew my weed a kiss
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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