Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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