I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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