If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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