Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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