Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Small penises have feelings too.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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