Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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