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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
