so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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