Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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