The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
