I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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