Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
