I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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