summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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