Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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