Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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