Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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