I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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