I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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