Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can't special order awesome
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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