Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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