FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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