Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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