just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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