rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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