I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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