Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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