Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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