i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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