Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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