ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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