Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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