I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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