ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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