Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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