you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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