i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sext me about skeletons
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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