quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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