I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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