He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I love having hate sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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