fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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