Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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