i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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